do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
a drawing about optimism
I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard